Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Spring has been hell!

No water in the basement for me, I hope everyone else is ok! I can’t recall it being this bad in many years. The last time this happened I was in New Berlin with 6 inches of water in my basement. Not good~!

- Teen gets gas when he ran out, returns the 5 gallons 20 years later
- Destroy your house before foreclosure, this guy did.
- June 24th 1947
- How to steal 1000 gallons of gas. Yes, he was caught
- I wanna drive on that runway
- Hardee’s founder lives longer than his customers
- Why does this crazy stuff only happen in Florida

Posted by Pat on 06/24 lunch time
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Friday, June 13, 2008

Hope everyones ok! Rain please go away!

I was luckily able to escape any serious damage, besides the garage roof leaking. Is that what happens when shingles curl and blow off the roof?

- Kansas U has a nuclear reactor, really a tornado almost took it out.
- Should we eat the pilot? Survivors from a plane crash on Chile after being rescued of course
- Please let me take my pr0n out of the country.
- Go MythBusters
- Your going to need a bigger boat I loved that line!
- Shit, I am going to miss my plane I know I’ll call in a bomb threat!
- You’re f’d Inject me already!
- This is just to cool - tot-too Artist
- Man gets arrested for going topless - Did someone say Moobs

Posted by Pat on 06/13 late morning
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

What will the Dells do without Lake Delton

I have so many memories of Lake Delton. Lets see how the engineers plan on fixing this one. I had a carp land on my patio the other day!

- 190,000 in the trash? Yep SHE threw it away!
- Rattlesnake bites getting worse.
- Nice bush have a nice flight
- The 10 most terrifying sex guides
- Uncle Johns Belt works the best.
- 100 days of straight sex! Did I word that right?

Posted by Pat on 06/11 terribly early in the morning
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Monday, June 02, 2008

Finally a great weekend. 

I finally was able to get everything done I’ve been wanting to finish for the last 2 months but it’s been so nasty outside on the weekends I just didnt feel like doing it! I didnt make it to RiverSplash either, which according to the paper was a good thing. It was only a matter of time someone pulled a gun.

- Americas unhealthiest drinks
- Man finds depression-era cash. Just in time for another go around!
- Kennedy tumor to be sucked today
- Cougars anyone?
- I am legend—At home remake not a good idea
- Start Drilling Montana could be a gold mine - did someone say billions?
- Cars drowning faster than people in Daytona
- Teacher retires, I mean dies 5 minutes after retiring.

Posted by Pat on 06/02 evening
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Sunday, June 01, 2008

Public - What goes thru peoples heads. 

I enjoy people watching, ever you ever done that and wondered what the hell are they thinking?

- Amtrak Are they still around?
- The question still remains, how did the washers get on this mans penis
- Man goes to prison after my space banging—Wait she was only 13
- My penis is rotting man escapes prison due to the fact
- Sex toys on trial

Posted by Pat on 06/01 terribly early in the morning
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Thursday, May 29, 2008

What will the summer bring other than heat

Not much going on besides trying to spend as much time with my kids as possible. I now get so many excuses, actually the same excuses (I dont have the gas money to meet you) So who suffers, the kids of course? How hard is that to understand.

- The cost of cursing how does it affect you in the workplace. No shit people!
- If your fat & need to be airlifted for medical reasons. You may be denied. Have some more fries America!
- Twister anyone?
- Helicopter crashes into hospital. Didnt we just have one crash in LaCrosse this past month. Things happen in 3’s right?
- 101 year old gets their drivers license renewed until 2011 (Includes photo)
- Touching
- Spam it’s whats for dinner
- Woman dies when power went out. Parents unable to start generator to keep iron lung functioning.

Posted by Pat on 05/29 early afternoon
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Friday, May 23, 2008

Are you going anywhere this weekend?

Anyone driving this weekend with the gas prices they way they are? I was thinking about going up north with the kids but I dont think I can afford to fill the gas tank in the Suburban and tow my 4 wheelers.

- Check for wild animals before you start stealing
- Grand Canyon Jump in flip flops
- Go help the troops honey way to lift moral
- Masturbation in an ambulance and the paramedic is charged wtf?
- Ford - Our cars dont suck, gas is just to expensive

Posted by Pat on 05/23 evening
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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Gas up 20 cents over night. 

For the love of god what is this all about?

- Is it time to drive 55MPH again
- Winehouse leaves her house running scared
- Alcohol had something to do with sliding handrail death
- Levy leaks, yep after 22 million the army corp of engineers can’t fix the leak
- Botched Vasectomy makes men squirm
- Trade tractor for mule going old school
- That alligator done took off my arm, please dont go for my penis i forgot to wear my clothes

Posted by Pat on 05/22 lunch time
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